December 2011
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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If I was ever to find myself in a situation where...
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#3. Please don't drink and drive tonight (or any...
if you hate brittana go here →
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#2. There is no such thing as "too much to drink"...
(I apply this to most nights though….why should new years have all the fun)
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#1.Cream crackers are good at lining your stomach...
They are also very god at soaking up the remainder of the alcohol in your system the morning after.
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In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
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wow thanks.
Sister: Is someone you like coming tonight?
Me: Why?
Sister: You just changed your sheets by choice, and you shaved your legs without missing a patch.
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mr schu: ok glee club ive got a challenge for you this week
rachel: what is it mr schu
mr schu: dubstep
mr schu: and five six seven eight
rachel: wubwubwuwubBbBbBbBbBbB
finn: zzzzeeeooo0oo00o0otb b b b b b b
mercedes: ZZZZBBBWWUBWUBWHEEEEEEoooEEZZZ
blaine: sheEeEeEekkkkktssssssswobwubwubwub
kurt: wubwubwubDGGGG DGGG DGDG DG DG
santana: nnnnnwubwubNNNN v v v v vvvvtttss
tina: doot
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Cory Rolling Stones Poster Signing - See photo...
Cory: Ohhh Awesome!! Where did you get it
Me: I imported it from America
Cory: Signs the poster
Cory: *Lifts up poster* and points to Lea's ass
Me: *Trying to refrain from flailing or fainting*
Cory: You see Lea's bum here?
Me: O_O - Yes
Cory: Well they actually held her skirt all the way up with a fishing line
Me: Ohh-Ahhh I thought they used a fan to blow it up or something
Cory: *Smiling* No they actually had a guy above us lifting it up with a line
Me: *Holy Fucking Jesus I'm having discussion about Lea Michele's ass with Cory Monteith*
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“It’s bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They’re...”
– Rachel Cohn (via adreamoftrains
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reasons why everyone loves rachel berry
total-eclipse-of-the-heart:
she is an adorable girlfriend
she is too cute for words
she is AMAZINGLY talented
she is a diva
she is beautiful
she could win an award for facial expressions alone
she is just a perfect human being who has stolen our hearts
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That feeling you get when the amazon box arrives.
I don't understand why my brother is home.
He has a ‘full-time’ job yet is home at 11.30 on a Thursday.
IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!